joke time

Baby Star and the Three Wise Men ( Image on cards coming soon! Not for sale at this time)

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What’s new! I will be making recordings using voices and sharing on the YouTube Channel

 

Joke time the Lord!

Please read with a funny voice! You know the one I am talking about. Yes, the one you do not show everyone. Just you and God knows that voice. Have fun!

Today, I am using two voices. The voice reading the scripture will be Mandela with no disrespects. The three Wise man voice will be urban/slang. Please use your best Mandela voice for the scripture only.

 

Baby Star and the Three Wise Men were written by Michele Wood (c)2018 All rights reserved

Scripture Mathew 2: 7-12 will be the voice of Mandela with sincerity.

Then Herod called for a private meeting with the wise men, and he learned from them the time when the star first appeared. Then he told them, “Go to Bethlehem and search carefully for the child. And when you find him, come back and tell me so that I can go and worship him, too!”

Mmmmmmm! We ain't coming back, partner. Man, oh, Herod thought he could put his hooks into a soft touch, didn’t he? Is you is or is you Ain’t getting out of here? Come on y’all, lets split this palace!

After this interview, the wise men went their way. And the star they had seen in the east guided them to Bethlehem. It went ahead of them and stopped over the place where the child was. 10 When they saw the star, they were filled with joy!11 They entered the house and saw the child with his mother, Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasure chests and gave him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

 

Hey, Marcus man!( one of the Wise men) Is that the baby star? Mmmm, dawg on, look at him!

I didn’t know Mary was a soul sista! Did you?

By the way, why are we at your Aint Margorie’s house instead of a manger?